I theorize that Jon Gosselin lost his integrity and  his moral barometer somewhere along his commute to reality stardom.  Although Kate bossed him around and gnawed on him like the free plastic chew toys you pick up at the counter at Pet Smart, he sealed his “fait accompli” by messing around with the 22 year old daughter of a friend…. oh yes and flaunted it for the tabloids. 

Now that his reality TV salary has given him his new surigcally transplanted hairline, a wardrobe full of Ed Hardy shirts, and “Jon Gosselin’s Crazy Eight Shake” (Millions of Milkshakes latest addition), he seems to have lost his sense of judgment.  Where would this pierced, smoking, philandering, bloated man look to find the parent, IT technician, church attending, mall clothes wearing man he once was?

If he had lost himself while slugging… he could go to this fantastic resource. Lost and Found on the Slug Line!

If he had lost himself while taking the train… he could check this site Lost and Found on the VRE!

If he lost himself while taking the subway…. he could look on the Metro Lost and Found!

There are great web resources out there for commuting in the area… what sites do you use?